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Monday, May 26th, 2008
11:10 pm
[lostinabox2]
well since its just about summer...

we should allllllll do something.
something fun.
something together as a group.

suggestions?
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
4:12 am
[praebeo_sanguis]
4am writing fettish
hey all,

sorry this hasn't been updated, but I didn't think anyone was reading it, lol

next V&A ministory should be out soon :-)
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
10:19 pm
[sierraviridian]
For those of you taking PSATs tomorrow, good luck! While you all are doing that, I'll be jammed in a chapel with people I've never met or hate. ..and a whole bunch of priests....





</3 Sofia
8:25 pm
[sierraviridian]
Monday, October 10th, 2005
12:12 am
[praebeo_sanguis]
The V&A President (as she sees herself)
Scary, huh?


NOO! I can't make it work... can someone else make it work *please???*

Me as a vampire... scary HTML!Collapse )

Current Mood: sleepy
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
6:24 pm
[praebeo_sanguis]
Name Changes, as requested
NEW NICKNAMES:

Mary "Rainbow" is now Mary "Baneling"

Anne "Shotglass" is now Anne "Ahara’q" (...and trust me, that's a real mouthful...)

Lisa "Aboobis" is now Lisa "Popcorn" (she didn't ask for a new name, but Aboobis was annoying me... it wasn't that good a name.)

Current Mood: accomplished
6:11 pm
[praebeo_sanguis]
*evil grin*
Hey all,

I'm having soo much fun writing something for everybody. Lisa's doing a drawing (I hope) and... yeah! It's so awesome! May I Present!!!

All’s Well That Ends Bloody: The Comedy
By Maria “Mosquito”, Written especially for Sofia and the V&A

It's a comedy about Damorien, Sofia, and their kid on different holidays throughout the year. So far I have 1. the regular weekend, 2. the regular weekday, 3. halloween, and coming soon... 4. thanksgiving!

Halloween is by far the best. :-D Damorien is a PowerPuff girl. *shan't say any more* Others are very funny too, and you can't skip around because they go in order and you won't get the jokes in the later ones if you don't read the beginning ones. I'm bringing a copy Tuesday for anyone interested.

"Mosquito"

btw, other people can post, not just me....

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, October 8th, 2005
6:12 pm
[praebeo_sanguis]
Rules for the V&A forum
There's no particular order to these, it's just how I think of them.

1. Let's try to keep the language as clean as possible. I know this is hard for some of us *koffSOFIAkoff* (lol, jk sweetie) but my parents like to read over my shoulder and they're already not sure about this whole V&A thing, so.... yeah.

2. Try to post or at least read what's going on at least once every week or two. I know you are ALL online at least that often, and this is going to be one of our best ways of communicating with EVERYONE, even the people we barely get to see (Mary O'C, Metric, etc), so at least make an effort!

3. No threats against people online. Remember, I'm the president, and if some idiot interperetates this as something real despite the blatant disclaimers that I have everywhere, I'm the one who's going to get in trouble with the administration. So keep the ranting about torturing and killing Person X in your Mouse Studies class down to a low murmur, please, because nobody wants to see me expelled... I hope...

4. Keep the perverted jokes down to a minimum too, for the same reason as rule #1. This is going to be hardest for sofia and me.

5. When posting, try to use proper English as much as possible. Posts must be made in English ONLY, or at least some form of it that we all understand. (If I don't understand it, I'll bite your head off) It's a HUGE pet peeve of mine not to be able to read what somebody wrote because they didn't use spell check (and yes, lj DOES have a spell check button) or didn't bother to spell out a word. Basic stuff like "lol", etc is totally fine, but PLEASE no excessive stuff. I will be most displeased if I can't read when someone's birthday is and then people yell at me for forgetting.

...more when I can think of it...

IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO HTML, PLEASE TELL ME! THIS PAGE IS IN DRASTIC NEED OF SOME TOUCH-UPS. Metric, once you sign on, I want to give you manager access to the account so that you can work on it when you have time. Lisa, did you say that you could do HTML banners and stuff? I'd appreciate it if you could do some for this :-)

Current Mood: enthusiastic
6:05 pm
[praebeo_sanguis]
How this is going to work
Okay, so I know most of you *koff ANNE koff* are going "WHY THE DRECK TO WE NEED A WEBSITE IF WE SEE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY AND CAN CALL EACH OTHER ON THE TELEPHONE?"

The answer to that question is: WE CAN.

Another, more logical answer (in the way of anne-logic) is this: Personally, I never have a clue what's going on in other people's lives unless they tell me. Even when they do tell me, I never remember. This, I hope, is a solution for that. We can all go online and check this out, see what we're all doing over the weekend, plan stuff, keep in touch with people we don't see as often *tear, Mary O'C!, tear*. If people can start posting their BIRTHDAYS here with a week's notice or something, we can plan a locker wrap and maybe even a little lunch party (for the people who are in the lunches). Basically, this is a way to organize the V&A.

PLEASE, spread the word about the community, guys! Everyone needs to be able to have access to this!

I also have some new ideas for where the V&A can go this year... I'd like some input on this!

I propose that we try to go public. We pose as a "role-playing club" and start having after school meetings. The purpose of this is to have after school time to socialize, and hopefully EXPAND our membership more to other freaks who didn't know of our existance before now. Any ideas for who our teacher superviser could be? Any people from anime club we want to invite? etc, etc, etc.... I'm totally open for ideas, guys, but let's try to EXPAND this year!

I get the feeling the V&A is starting to stagnate, and we don't want that! I NEED you guys to participate in this! JOIN PLEASE!

Love *shudder*,
Your President *heh heh heh, i love the sound of that*,
Mosquito

Current Mood: LET'S GO GET EM!
Friday, October 7th, 2005
8:37 pm
[praebeo_sanguis]
Fall 2005 Member Handbook
A Preface:

To: All Members of the Vampires and Associates

From: “Mosquito”, President

As the President of The Vampires And Associates, I would like to thank my dear gang members for a wonderful year thus far for toleration of each other and (thus far) not killing any other members. While I am aware that there are several blood feuds… eh, we’re vampires! (And Associates.) Besides, I think I’m the one who started most of ‘em… 0:-)

Congratulatory Statements

The year has gone especially well, and I congratulate each of you. “Dog” and “Ahara’q” are doing well keeping up with their responsibilities to their Plot Bunnies. “Aboobis” is supplying enough manga for the entire gang, much to our gratitude. “Baneling” entertains us and taught us Invisibility against She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. “Evvie” has one last year with us before she must go on, but we’ll make sure to pack in enough Toxic Waste for you to last through college… and then some. “Vampire Whore” has kept us on our toes, but I still have the point record, thank you very much!

This Year’s Goals

We have two new Dark Apprentices, appointed to this position in gratitude for all their hard work with our record books, to the endless amusement of all. They will need to choose a species and they will receive nicknames in due course as the events present themselves before they can rise to the ranks of the Armed and Dangerous. (Until they receive names, they will be “Lauren-belonging-to-”Dog”” or “JoAnne” –belonging-to-“Dog”.) The Initiates need to go to Evil Boot Camp and be taught our ways! “Ahara’q” and “Dog” will be required to submit five pages every school week to myself, except during exam weeks and Hellweek if they choose to take part in the Fall or Spring productions. Remember, recruits are always needed!

The responsibility rests on our shoulders, O Vile Ones. Let’s make this a productive year!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Vampires And Associates
A Guild For The Mentally Disturbed

Member Handbook, Fall 2005
The Most High And Honorable Members of the V&A

~~~~~~~~
MEMBERS:

Most Wanted:

Maria “Mosquito”, a vampire. President, founder.*

Kimmy “Dog”, a werewolf. Vice President, Co-founder.

Lisa “Aboobis”**, a half-vampire***. Vice President, Co-founder.

Mary “Baneling” the Evil Sorceress of “D” Dooms, a sorceress. **** Vice President, Co-founder.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Armed and Dangerous:
Anne “Ahara’q”*****, a fairy.

Mary “Vampire Whore”, a vampire.

Michael “Metric”. A demon.

Sofia “Evvie”, a vampire.******

Theresa “Tiki-tiki-cannibalistic-carniverous-vampire”(“Tiki-tiki”), a vampire.

~~~~~~~~
Dark Apprentices:

Colleen, a mortal*******.

JoAnne-belonging-to-“Dog”, a mortal*******.

Lauren-belonging-to-“Dog”, a mortal*******.

Riggs “M.D.”*********, a midget dragon.

Tony-belonging-to-“Ahara’q”, a hot pink monkey telepath with regenerative abilities.

~~~~~~~~~
Initiates: ********
Justin-belonging-to-“Baneling”. A mortal*******.

Patrick-belonging-to-“Dog”. A mortal*******.


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Projects and Departments

Ancient Civilizations Department
Department Chair:
Sofia “Evvie”

Department Minions:
Mary “Baneling”

~~~~~~
Bubble Committee
Committee Chair:
Mary “Baneling”

Minions:
Lisa “Aboobis”
Mary “Vampire Whore”
JoAnne-belonging-to-“Dog”
Colleen

~~~~~~~
Defense and Retaliation Department
Department Chair:
Mary “Baneling”

Department Minions:
Maria “Mosquito”
Kim “Dog”
Colleen

~~~~~~~~
Fashion Department
Department Chair:
Mary “Vampire Whore”

Department Minions:
JoAnne-belonging-to-“Dog”
Lauren-belonging-to-”Dog”

~~~~~~~~~~
Foreign Relations Committee
Committee Chair:
Anne “Ahara’q”

Minions:
Mary “Baneling”
Riggs “MD”

~~~~~~~~~~~
Legal Department
Department Chair:
Anne “Ahara’q”

Department Minions:
Michael “Metric”

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Project E. B. C.- Evil Boot Camp
Project Leader:
Maria “Mosquito”

Minions:
Lisa “Aboobis”
Sofia “Evvie”
Theresa “Tiki-tiki”

~~~~~~~~~
Project Ossieopleir- Obsessive Writers
Project Leader:
Maria “Mosquito”

Minions:
Kim “Dog”
Anne “Ahara’q”

~~~~~~~~
Project T&E- Torture and Execute
Project Leader:
Theresa “Tiki-tiki”

Minions:
Maria “Mosquito”
Michael “Metric”
Colleen

~~~`~
Recruiting Department

Senior Recruit Manager:
Sofia “Evvie”

Junior Recruit Manager:
????

Sophomore Recruit Manager:
Mary “Baneling”

Freshmeat Recruit Manager:
Riggs “MD”

External Recruit Manager:
Theresa “Tiki-tiki”

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Research Department
Department Chair:
Anne “Ahara’q”

Department Minions:
Kim “Dog”
Lauren-belonging-to-”Dog”
JoAnne-belonging-to-“Dog”
Tony-belonging-to-“Ahara’q”

~~~~~~~
SSR Team- Scout Search & Rescue
Team Head:
Sofia “Evvie”

Minions:
Maria “Mosquito”
Kim “Dog”
Lisa “Aboobis”
Mary “Baneling”
Anne “Ahara’q”
Theresa “Tiki-tiki”
Tony-belonging-to-“Ahara’q”

~~~~~~~~~
VAIA: Covert Operations
Head:
Kim “Dog”

Minions:
Maria “Mosquito”
Mary “Baneling”
Lisa “Aboobis”
Sofia “Evvie”

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Activities
(what we do as a gang… show this to potential recruits)

1. Writer’s Guild, Morning Table
2. Book Club, Morning Table
3. Art Galleries, Morning Table
4. Music Swap, Morning Table
5. Drama (Acting and Tech Crew), Auditorium after school
6. Creek Exploration, pre-arranged dates only
7. SHOPPING!, pre-arranged dates only
8. Movie Nights, pre-arranged dates only
9. Festivals, pre-arranged dates only (ex: Renaissance Festival, Celtic Festival, etc.)
10. Avalon LARP-ing, in the warmer months. Talk to Ahara’q and Metric about it.
11. Blood Feuds, any time you want, for no reason whatsoever.
12. Evil Boot Camp, all year round. Talk to “Mosquito” about it.**********

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Our Rules
***********
1. If they want to join, let em.
If they want to join, they’re crazy enough to fit in, even if they do need a little Boot Camp. If they don’t like it, they’ll leave soon enough. This rule may be scratched in dire circumstances when the majority rule of those of the Most Wanted and the Armed and Dangerous ranks vote that it should be.

2. Do not betray another V&A Member of any rank to the Outsiders or to another V&A Member. The punishment is severe. It will be judged on a case by case basis by the entire V&A.

3. Have fun! Nobody likes a phony. Just cool it, we’re all freaks together.

NOW THAT WE’VE STATED THE OBVIOUS…
Let’s get to the good stuff!

4. Violence is a good thing. It solves a lot of problems. The problems it doesn’t solve just makes more problems, and so makes more opportunities to use violence. We all have good hands, feet, knees, fists, teeth, claws, etc. Let’s use em!

5. Remember the Great Five: Hot, Cold, Sharp, Dull, Loud.

6. Blackmail, Cheating, Swindling, Ripping Off, Eavesdropping, Scheming, etc. are all highly disapproved of. So don’t get caught.

7. Convert the Others to our cause: pandemonium!

8. Remember: chaos attracts chaos, so be careful if you’re being crazy alone. Others will come to join you.

9. Rebel against the Vampire Hunter’s goodness and Reign of Light. Fight her to the last breath! Avoid Teachers, they are her Minions. And She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is with them, too.

10. Torture, Maiming, Crippling, Causing Stress of Any Kind, Clawing, Kicking, Spitting Upon, Threats, Blackmail, The Great Five, Whacking, Punching, Slapping, Walloping, Kneeing, Biting, Screaming At, Cursing At, Breaking, Theft, etc. are all suitable punishments for any wrong done against a V&A member, whether real or imagined.

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*- That’s me!

**- It has nothing to do with girl’s chests, you pervert! It’s a spin off of the word “Anubis”.

***- I made her a vampire, but it didn’t quite work as well as I had hoped. She was already too crazy.

****- Wow, really? I never would have guessed that the “Evil Sorceress of ‘D’ Doom” was a sorceress! Wow!

*****- Two of her other names are “Shotglass” and “Fairy on Drugs”. It’s a long story. Ask if you have a death wish. We finally changed her name to “Ahara’q” (“Queen Techie”) because she made such a fuss about it, but we all know she’s just in denial ;-). (Anne doesn’t really smoke or drink anything, btw, unless you count water and normal stuff like that… just to make that clear…)

******- My Sire-mommy! She made me a vampire.

*******- Much to our chagrin. We’re working on Turning them.

********- Even if they don’t know it yet.

*********- The “M.D.” is for Midget Dragon, not doctor. He’s only the medic until we can find a real, trained doctor to help our gang… lol, sorry MD. But for now, he’ll do.

**********- All recruits are required to attend Evil Boot Camp.

***********- Finally set down in stone… well, mud. The first three are stupid, I just had a sudden wave of fear swamp me that someone other than a member of the V&A might read this by accident. Then I put on the leather arm guards and I felt much better, lol.

************- This is the useful bit. I saved the best for last. It’s in alphabetical order by first names. I didn’t know Mary Nary’s cell or Rigg’s home, so those aren’t there. Figure out what’s missing by yourself, lazy bum!

*************- LARP Costume Maker, Drama Person (not a V&A Member), but still a friend. Away at college.
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